Following our theme of, well, of R Kelly, Robin’s brief trip to another dimension has resulted in his assimilation into what can only be described as ‘the greatest song never told’.

Some people say music is the language of the soul and never has that been truer in the case of this medley between our test subject and the R’n’B artist, perhaps best known for peeing on a young girl, or his Hip-Hopera ‘Trapped in the Closet‘.

In brief clips from a documentary of his life, we see R Kelly in a boxing ring in red whilst everyone else is in black and white and waving American flags. I guess it’s some kind of metaphor for golden showers and how he likes to wee on the poor, but I can’t be sure.