Snatch Wars

You may have thought that Brick Top got done in by the pikeys at the end of Snatch, but did you actually see him die? I don’t know, because I can’t remember it at all, but I bet you didn’t.

The Green Milk Challenge – Day 30

I know what you’re all thinking. Did Robign die in those 7 days that he went missing for? Did he always have a silent ‘g’ in his name? Did Amelia Earhart really discover America after being told to avoid the Bermuda Triangle by Stonehenge? Well let’s start at the end and work our way back. 1. Yes. It is

The Green Milk Challenge – Day 23

It’s every young boy’s dream to play for their favourite football team – to smell the crows and find fish deep in the wells of their hearts. But for most children this never happens. Instead they end up going to a big scary high school where they develop insecurities in droves. Red brick buildings where they watch their peers’

The Green Milk Challenge – Day 22

Following our theme of, well, of R Kelly, Robin’s brief trip to another dimension has resulted in his assimilation into what can only be described as ‘the greatest song never told’. Some people say music is the language of the soul and never has that been truer in the case of this medley between our test subject and the R’n’B artist,

Trapped In The Closet

Remember when R Kelly pee’d on a girl? No? It seems not many people do. (ED note: legally this is as much as my lawyer will allow me to say) Well, regardless, he managed to bounce back and, having created the first Hip-Hopera and blueprint on how to combine wardrobe fittings, repressed homosexual euphemisms and high drama, you could

The Green Milk Challenge – Day 18

People always say, “I’m giving up ‘giving up’”. But no they’re not, they’re not giving up anything. What they’re really doing is making themselves sound better to themselves. It’s like sitting on the tube with “A Brief History of Time” in order to make yourself look better. Pretending that that beautiful bespectacled woman with flowing red hair thinks that you’re anything other