You know what’s cool? We’re cool. You know why we’re cool? Because we were featured in Le Cool London. Do you know what that means for our street cred?

It means everything.

The hive for all of London’s hottest and most interesting nights, we’re like totes up there and absolutely the coolest thing to ever have happened. Finally we’ve got the recognition we deserve, so let’s go party hard and party long.

Oh, you can’t touch us by the way. We’re too good for you nowadays.