Here’s the video of Snatch Wars that you’ve been looking for soldier:
You may have thought that Brick Top got done in by the pikeys at the end of Snatch, but did you actually see him die?
I don’t know, because I can’t remember it at all, but I bet you didn’t.
You see, the thing with Brick Top is that he’s a ‘orrible bastard who, once he was struck down, only became more powerful than you could ever imagine. Like Obi Wan Kenobi.
But unlike Obi Wan Kenobi he didn’t go on to have a career as a mysterious voice in the sky, and became Darth Vader or something like that instead. Though, where Vader had to kill his own children and come up with a whole new tax system, Brick Top didn’t because that would have been SO boring for him, and as we all know he is a man who doesn’t like to be bored because of all that back story that Shane ‘$$$’ Richie gave us – and yes, I know he’s been busy since he took over the Queen Vic, but that’s not really an excuse now is it, Ricky?
So, without much further ado, here he is, back in action in what can only be described as a ‘Tour De Ford’, as the Masked Magician!