Have you ever locked eyes on someone when you were trying to avoid their gaze, only to end up in some kind of perpetual reality? This one time I didn’t snap out of it for 26 years and when I did I had to fight a lion and there were these two kids there and my parent’s shoe factory had closed down. It was a real tough time for me.

Thankfully these two only got stuck for ten minutes, but even that can feel like an eternity.