The Green Milk Challenge – Day 2

Day 2 of the challenge and our test subject friend and colleague Robin is experiencing the useful effects of Green Milk, such as re-memory – a process by which you remember things that you hadn’t though of for many, many years.

 

This is because Green Milk re-links your brain cells and causes you to re-experience those things that happened to you as a child or teenager, whilst otherwise normal dairy drinking folk might be wasting their time by doing stuff like sleeping or eating.  In fact, if you calculate the amount of time that the average person can remember by drinking our products, you will notice that we do in fact double your life! DOUBLE! And who wouldn’t want that, Dairy Council?!

 

Just another one of the re-invigorating effects of consuming Green Milk.

 

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