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#7 Green Milk Presents: SAM SIMMONS

May 5, 2016 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pm

£5 - £8
London Comedy Green Milk May 5th

Enter Starfox!

Following on from our sixth night, we are awoogaing all the way to the market with this pig. Breaking the walls of Jericho, we have a line up that would make even Chris Benoit wish he was still alive. “What?” you ask. I don’t know. I’m not paid to write this.

But what I am super excited about is the fact that the magical Sam Simmons is headlining a night that is choc-a-fucking-bloc full of amazing comedians. We can barely contain our excitement.

So, what else? The beautiful Spencer Jones is here to open and, goddamnnittt, he’s brilliant. Our mid section is a whirligig of talent with the double act of Croft and Pearce sandwiched between the geniuses of Pat Cahill and Kieran Hodgson.

Then that manta ray of a man. That Australian of a man. That MAN of a man. Sam Simmons has come alllll the way across the globe, for one night only, to make you laugh*.

*Ok, so maybe not. Whatever. We’re excited. Really excited.
  • The Night May 5, 2016
  • MC: Robin Hill

  • 8:00 pm - 8:30 pm Spencer Jones

  • 8:45 pm - 9:00 pm Croft & Pearce

  • 9:05 pm - 9:20 pm Kieran Hodgson

  • 9:25 pm - 9:40 pm Pat Cahill

  • 10:00 pm - 10:30 pm Sam Simmons

Robin Hill Comedian Green Milk
MC: Robin Hill
Spencer Jones Character Comedian
Spencer Jones
Croft & Pearce Comedians
Croft & Pearce
Kieran Hodgson Comedian Green Milk
Kieran Hodgson
Pat Cahill Comedian
Pat Cahill
Sam simmons comedian in London
Sam Simmons

There are 2 comments on this post

  1. Welsh Jennifer
    2 years ago

    Well if that ain’t a real club sandwich of a line up! I could eat one and a half (maybe two if it’s after the gym) of those! Don’t tell Craig though, he thinks that I gave up my obsession with club sandwiches. Fuck you Craig! I will eat as many as I want and write about it on the internet as much as I want! You can’t stop me. I am not afraid of you any more!

  2. Craig
    2 years ago

    Look, Jen, enough is enough. I think we really ought to spend some time apart. I can’t have you calling me out online like some sort of chump. You go eat your club sandwiches. Eat all you want. Open up that club sandwich restaurant that you’ve been talking about. I don’t care any more. I can’t. This has gone too far now.


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May 5, 2016
7:30 pm - 10:30 pm
£5 - £8
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