Beard, glasses and face. Check. John Kearns is a human comedian who stands on stage and tells jokes to people who come to comedy nights. Coincidentally we run a comedy night called Green Milk, which John Kearns is planning on being at. Even more coincidentally, he is headlining a night in the exact same venue at the exact same time on the exact same day as we’re running the night #6 GREEN MILK PRESENTS: John Kearns. What a coincidence.